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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes.

What about yours?

1st:
Forget mine . Lets find yours!!
  Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

(Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

 

 
Little Sonu’s at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology  courses. She started her class by saying,

 "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Sonu?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Santa : Banta how did u got hurt.

Banta :
Santa I was seeing the photograghs .

Santa :
but how did u got hurt?

Banta :
Oh ! yaar I was traveling in the bus and seeing the photogargh, suddenly one of  the photograghs fell down near the feet of the lady sitting next to me,and
 I just asked the lady

"please saari uthana photo leni hai…"

 

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