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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes.
What about yours?
1st: Forget mine . Lets find yours!! |
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Waiter:
"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" |
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Little Sonu’s at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of
her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're
stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
think you're
stupid, Little Sonu?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
all by yourself!"
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Santa : Banta how did u got hurt.
Banta : Santa I was seeing the photograghs .
Santa : but how did u got hurt?
Banta : Oh ! yaar I was traveling in the bus and seeing the photogargh,
suddenly one of the photograghs fell down near the feet of the lady sitting next to
me,and
I just asked the lady
"please saari uthana photo leni hai…" |
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